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*Editor’s note:

 Dear security,

Thanks for saying “Fuck you!” to the heat, staying acute throughout the day, for being rad, and protecting all of our sorry asses. Extra points for those that enjoyed the shows but stayed watchful and chatted with us. We love you prolonged time k!

Sincerely,

The enthusiastic hooligans/fans XOXO*

Previously on our quest in the Q, we got fucked up by Municipal Waste while we started a punk “Revolution” while making a trip down to “Mexico” where we had three margaritas and a taco before doing that quasi mosh fighting alongside the mighty Candiria. Now that the dust had settled, Jenny Oh was searching for the best spot on the rail for the GWAR show while Chuggo was sulking because he missed his first future ex-wife’s performance. Wait what? You don’t know what the hell we’re talking about? I guess you should read part 1 then huh, buddy?

Jenny Oh: Future ex- wife? First? What are you blubbering about Klown?

Chuggo the Klown: Okay, first of all you are over overdoing. It’s future ex- girlfriend! Who happens to be New Years Day’s, Ash Costello.

J: Oh man, not this again. *massages temples*

C: Secondly, as for the

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  • Swashbuckled:

    "Now this is the tale of Captain Crashride, by his crew condemned and damned
    And if that wasn't bad enough, they replaced him with a baldy man
    Now his ghost haunts the sea, eternally he's doomed to wander
    Mayhap you'll hear his deathly cry: "Come on, son, buy a Honda!"

  • The ending to their cover of "You Are A Pirate", which has one of them muttering "Ya gobshite" at the end.
    • "Yo ho, ahoy and avast! Being a pirate is really badass!"
    • The fact that they covered it in the first place. It's from LazyTown.
  • And that's not even the only cover a kid's show tune they've done. Ever wanted to hear them cover "Pirate's Scorn?" Wish granted.
  • The entire bonus path "Questing Upon the Poop Deck," especially the penultimate line: "This song's not about anal sex."
  • Fucked With an Anchor is about a pirate who has been cursed with an incredibly foul mouth by a witch doctor. The chorus is especially filthy.

    Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker! We're gonna punch you right in the balls!
    Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor! You're all cunts, so fuck you all!

    • They also made an even sillier version with all swears replaced with Big, Stup

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      Scottish pirate metal band Alestorm brought their drunken antics the the US and kicked off their newest tour. With shows across the states (but none in Pennsylvania!), the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach was their second stop. The beach town was a perfect host for piraty debauchery.

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