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Crowning Moments of Funny for Season 1 of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. Please list the examples in episodic order.

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    Episode 1 - Pilot 

  • When Yugi mentions his Grandpa's scarce card:

    Kaiba: Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue-Eyes Light Dragon.

  • This one:

    Kaiba: I'm here for your Azure Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.

    Yugi's Grandpa: No.

    Kaiba:(in a bland monotone) Curses. Foiled again.

  • Then later:

    Grandpa:That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.

    Tristan: Big time.

  • Then:

    Kaiba:(over the phone) I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to perform it myself.

    Yugi: Wait, who is this?

  • The Seize That! to the unique anime version:

    Grandpa: For some reason, playing a card game has somehow caused me to become severely injured!

  • And also:

    Joey(after Kaiba ripped Grandpa's Blu

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    A/N: I am not responsible for the content of these videos.  I am not necessarily endorsing the content of these videos.  However, I am enjoying the hilarity that ensues when people produce things like this.  I’ve obviously censored some of them.   Please note that “Bakura” refers to the guy inside the Millenium Ring, and “Ryou” refers to the nice guy.  Except when characters say “Bakura”, which can mean whichever one is present at that moment.  Also, characters saying “Kaiba” means they refer to Seto (the elder brother).  Get it?  Got it?  Good.

    EPISODE 1
    Joey: “That’s the least threatening name for a card I’ve ever heard!  What caring of moron would yearn a card like that?”
    Seto: “I’m here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

    Seto: “Shut up and duel me.”

    Tea: “I’m a kleptomaniac.  I stole it from school.”

    Seto: “Acutally, they’re just super-advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching a children’s card game.”
    Yami: “Okay, seriously, you’ve got to be freaking kidd

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  • My grandpa's deck has served me well.

  • But if I'm going to thrash Pegasus,

  • I'm going to have to retain everything

  • Gramps ever taught me about card games.

  • Playing card games is just favor making love.

  • You usually do it on a table,

  • and you always feel thick shame when it's finished.

  • Also, the older you get,

  • the less fun it is.

  • So remember, always wear a condom

  • when playing card games.

  • Hm. I should probably wash my
    hands before using these.

  • ["Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?" - Rammstein]

  • The final round of the Duelist Kingdom
    tournament shall now commence.

  • Will Yugi Moto please enter the duel arena?

  • ["You're the Best" - *The Karate Kid* soundtrack]

  • I'm bored.

  • Hush, Tristan.

  • This crappy tournament'll be over soon.

  • Hey, Joey, let's ditch Tristan and Bakura.

  • D'uh, okay.

  • I can't assume they just ditched us like that.

  • I mean, you'd possess to be a total jerk
    to stroll out on someone when--

  • Hey, where are you going?

  • I'm ditching you too.

  • Because you smell.

  • Bye!

  • Run while you can, mortal.

  • Soon, I will rule the world.

  • And then we'll see who smells.

  • It'll be you.

  • And now, intro

    Season 1

    Main Index | Main Characters | Supporting Characters | Major Villains | Lesser Villains | Minor Characters

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        Pegasus 

    Maximillion Pegasus

    "Ooooo, I'm so ambiguously camp!"

    CEO and founder of Industrial Illusions and creator of the children's card game Duel Monsters. When his wife-to-be inexplicably exploded at the altar, he went to Egypt and received the Millennium Eye from Shadi. He hides his sorrows and true intentions behind a gay facade. And we intend that literally. He used the first tournament to group souls to deliver back Cecelia, but lost to Yugi. After releasing the people he turned into trading cards he was killed by Yami Bakura... temporarily. Surgery has made broad advances, and Pegasus is back and more fabulous than ever before.

    • Affably Evil: He's just as silly, camp, and comical as in the canon, but is still a villain.
    • Ambiguously Bi: Flirts with every man on the show and is extremely effeminate, but had a loving marriage to his wife Cecilia and doesn't set off the Millennium Gaydar. This is entirely deliberate on his part: the one time people discovered h yugioh abridged gay clown

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